If we’re ever going to be lucky enough to see one NBA player jackknife powerbomb another one during a game, it’s going to be Embiid on Smart.

It takes a whole lot of spunk to overcome 10 inches and probably 80lbs.

Embiid seems to generally have much more fun with other players that Garnett did. I haven’t heard stories of Embiid getting personal or playing that fake tough guy routine. Embiid is just an amazingly talented troll. I (so far) find him entertaining.

Embiid is the most likeable unlikeable nba player. Or the most unlikeable likeable nba player?

LOL it ain’t the refs fault the Celtics can’t defend Embiid without fouling.

As a Phillies fan, this is dumb.

LOL, saaaaame.  The hubs is on a weekend trip, and once those kids are in bed, it’s ON.

The fact that you should “compete” to get a higher education, though, is patently fucked up, no matter how deeply ingrained it is in American society.

We might be the same person...

I just wanted to say, Aidy Bryant dances like a muppet that doesn’t give a fuuuuck and I love it.

Upon rereading your post, I caught the joke the second time around, after I had already posted. That said, Philadelphia takes more than its fair share of shit. Some of it is justified.

Carlos Ruiz (CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!) on line 1 for you...

How old are you? Honest question. And not surprised you Barstool pieces of dogshit would infect this post.

Shit, you only have to go back to fan favorite Darren “Dutch” Dalton

We had people complain that Barstool was blocked by our company firewall. Turns out it’s listed as having adult content. I told them that there’s nothing adult about the content on Barstool but we’re still leaving it blocked because this is a business and we’re all legally adults.

When Drew hates something we all win. Fuck Barstool.

Is there a way for me to set up a notification for the next Dead Letters roundup?

I wanted them to sign both, obviously. And Machado is the better of the two players right now, and certainly the more durable of the two.

There’s only room in Philly for one alliterative name. Don’t phuck with the Philly Phanatic.