I already know how it’s gonna go. I’m gonna go into it like “haha well we have to have a sense of humor about ourselves,” and by the third paragraph I’m gonna be “THIS IS FUCKING HORSESHIT!” It’s like how all year long I’ll complain about our dumbfuck fanbase, but the minute some national media dipshit brings up Santa…

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

I mean, I kind of agree with him re: people who say ‘like’ and ‘oh my god’ a lot (it does come off a bit ditzy) but I would never tweet about it (not that I tweet). It’s the sort of judgy, bitchy comment I reserve for close friends, not public broadcast.

Oh god, I cried. I’ve seen Rent so many times and performed Seasons of Love with my own high school drama club. I’m so proud of those kids for not breaking down crying on stage.

I am shit with names and faces. Throw a former colleague’s spouse on tv in a top hat and I would probably ask who they were, too.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

It’s not true - production crew jobs, like sound mixers and camera ops, are very competitive. It could be a long time before they get another steady gig on a TV show.

It’s actually a very competitive field. If you’re not accomplished enough to be doing features, successful TV shows are the best security in the industry (and they don’t come around very often).

When “I want the D” is misunderstood

Tickled that so many people know what Wawa is haha

Fair warning: Hooking up with anything Mets-related is a one-way ticket to a lifetime of empty promises, disappointment, and aggressively hurtful behavior from a spouse that genuinely hates you and, while he has money, flat-out refuses to spend a dime of it to make you happy.

dan.....thank YOU!!

Hi! Dan from Deadspin here. I have some information to add so the Jezebel commenters can make an informed decision.

Do you? Do you know how abductions work because I’ve had friends who have had this happen to them. Since her last name matches neither the child NOR her husband it sets off a number of alerts for this scenario. What if the father, who did not have custody of the child, was attempting to take it out of the country…

Waiting until the last moment to merge is mathematically more efficient. It’s just science. You lemmings getting in line early deserve to suffer for your foolishness with a longer wait.

Somehow I think this point will be lost with about 90% of the readers here.

I mean... that all exists because people on sites like this demanded it. You forced it too far the wrong way. Deadspin writers and its commenting clan demanded punishments even without any sort of charges or prosecution. Kinda odd to now watch you bitching about that.

He was quoting Xeno’s Paradox which has been wowing freshman and/or drunks for centuries. Quantum mechanics and the concept of the Planck Length resolve the paradox.

“Derp derp derp people who watch Fox News watch Fox” comments are among my least favorite things on the internet, because they make no sense.

Oh hey strawman!