Shit, you made me cry. Big Star for you!

OH FINALLY! Also please fix Kinja so I can keep coming back to the right spot on this page because I’ll be coming back here for days.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

I was there and booed because I wanted to boo Kris Humphries, there is no deeper reason

Because he’s been god awful in the two games he’s played so far and he was married to a Kardashian so it’s all in good fun.

I had a roommate in college who swore she didn’t know how to clean. I wrote down detailed instructions on what needed to be cleaned, how often, and with what cleaning product. Then it changed to she didn’t see the mess. Like, she legit argued she couldn’t tell the difference between a countertop just wiped clean and…

My single favorite high school team mascot ever is Potsdam, NY’s. Small college town practically on the Canadian border. They’ve really embraced the “Pot” part of Potsdam. The town’s chamber of commerce website used to be PotsdamGood (Pots Damn Good), though someone seems to have wised up and taken that down.

Anywho...…

My alma mater in the suburbs of philly

I’ll only watch if his ass does the judging.

Nothing beats parents watching their kids succeed...

That’s cool. Check the scoreboard, OBitchJ.

I liked the order. “If I score two touchdowns today, obviously I’m going to want to participate in today’s historic protest. If I score only one touchdown, obviously I’ve got to do the dog-peeing routine.”

..deploying rookie running back Kareem Hunt like prime-era LaDainian Tomlinson Brian Westbrook.

to be fair, tickets in DC are cheaper than a movie ticket. 

Pretty sure this happens every single game at every single home team’s stadium. The average airhead that lays down his hard-earned money for watered-down lite beer and TV timeout after TV timeout has a tendency to get bored.

The best thing about being a Phillies fan is knowing how much free time I’ll have to go outside in September. (Beautiful weather in the Northeast right now!)

So basically, he Mahtook one thing for something else?

I have never given much thought to Ms Swift or her music. The odd time I would hear one of her catchier songs on the car radio and have a joyous little groove-out behind the wheel if it was a sunny day and the sunroof was open, but that’s about it. Don’t care about her personal life, her politics, or anything else. To…

My Phillies wang is growing just thinking about when we land Trout in a few years (or sooner, due to tradebait).