I’ve been giddy about the Phillies! They’re actually... not terrible?

After the sweep you guys put on my Nats last week, it’s harder to root for you against the Cards.

As a Phillies fan, I kept checking back on Deadspin waiting for this one. It’s the first time I’ve been giddy about this feature.

I haven’t announced this to my family yet but I’m bursting with excitement and anxiety and nerves so I just have to tell someone

At a SCA costume ball I went to there was a survivor dressed authentically as a amazon. Seriously badassed woman.

excuse me aaron carter was a *solo artist*

Naturopaths can do good but in conjunction with actual doctors. It’s called complimentary medicine for a reason and idiots like these give those of us, who believe naturopaths have a role to play alongside medical doctors, a bad name.

i think she could still pass as “big” she’s tall and is very curvy. big doesnt have to mean fat

I watched the shit out of it. It was so cheesy but I loved the musical numbers.

Smash was awesome. Me wants more.

*ps I also loved the Jeremy Jordan version of “Broadway Here I Come”

It was such good trash. RIP

I miss Smash so much.

Oh my god I'm just going to sob the entire way through I Know Where I've Been with her singing it. Just big ugly-cry sobs.

Thank you for a reasonable approach to our deplorable behavior as Philly fans. As a lifelong Philly fan I wish that last night’s incident did not occur.

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a…

Hold it. Isn’t this the same PA that won’t even let you buy beer in grocery stores?

Ughhhhh I got into an argument with my future father in law recently because he complained about how his property taxes in rural PA went up for schools, and I made a comment about how the state was choosing not to fund schools. He went on this whole thing about how he never sent his kids to public schools (they went…

“It’s so hard to fire teachers because THE UNION”