So Wawa is proposing opening a store on the highway in my town (there are only 2 Wawas in my county right now - we are just barely north of their target) and people are UP IN ARMS because they don’t want a 24-hour gas/convenience store but I am UP IN ARMS because fuck those people, I want a goddamn Wawa. Breakfast…

Wawa also has breakfast sandwiches that are premade (of crack, it seems).

If you think anyone who conceived via IVF after significant fertility problems hasn’t had multiple scans before announcing their pregnancy to the world, think again.

That is the only way I've ever eaten that cereal. I work around the 'mallows eating all the cereal, drink all the milk and then fill my mouth with sweet squishy marshmallows. This is the only way to do it.

I cringed at the ovation he got at the opener.

I like the joke, just want to point out that in 2002, the Flyers traded for Billy Tibbetts, who was convicted of statuatory rape. Tibbettss was booed mercilessly at home, until 9 days later the Flyers released him, in a direct response to the fan outrage.

3-5% of rape allegations are false, combined with a history of violence that you’re trying to downplay. Those are solid facts. Then there’s the rumors about his local escapades that have circulated through the local media even before these accusations. I agree that this won’t get resolved, I don’t even think that…

When your country decides to actually provide decent paid maternity leave, then perhaps we’ll talk. Till then....nope. You don’t get to whine about this.

You are not alone. I eat it by the pound, and cry slightly when it’s no longer available. I think if candy corn were around all year though all of it’s appeal would be gone - I don’t eat Peeps anymore because they’re around all the time now.

I feel like not enough – read: literally anything – is being made of the fact that as much as Mets fans would be up in arms over anyone doing this, they’re only at DEFCON 1 because it’s Utley. He spent a decade torturing them, to the point that part of their stadium is referred to as “Utley’s Corner” because of the…

Monogrammed microwaves.

“Boo, Fuck You”

Of course he “aimed for Tejada,” how else do you break up a double play. I’m a Mets fan, the injury to Tejada sucks, but if any Mets player is in a position to try to score a run I would expect them to make a similar baseball play to try and get it done. If Tejada would have gotten a couple of bruises on his leg, we…

The best way to enjoy Nassau is from the pool bar on the ship.

Luckily for me, my wife and I are able to cruise quite frequently to the point of having seen all the stuff we care to see at the popular ports. Now it’s all about sittin’ at the beach or even hanging back on the empty ship enjoying the amenities that are busy on sea days.

I’m currently in the middle of an estrangement with my best friend. Former best friend, I guess. It’s hard and I vacillate between feeling guilty and wanting to just cut the chord and move on quickly. It’s been dragging on for over a year now.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

That other “friend” is an asshole. And please make sure they know it. Tell them they can cover the cost of your gift. You are not obliged to give anything. That is the definition of a gift. In your situation it sounds like the bridal couple are the nice people here. That friend is a dick. I would give a card with a…

Don’t let some asshole mutual friends ruin the celebration of the couple’s day. They didn’t hound you about the gift- these friends did.

I second EVERYTHING ohstewardess said.