I was one of those ugly ducking girls for most of my hellish high school career but I did one of those stunning catch-up deals over summer between senior year and first year of community college. Learned to walk in heels, made a bunch of new friends (who were largely very attractive men also planning to attend the…

On a field trip we had to take phones away because crap was starting on social media. We got it calmed down but it just involved two teens who just broke up and spiraled out from there. So much crap starts there and moves to the real world.

To all the people saying that various BCO stories are too out of control to have actually happened, I give you this.

If there’s any instance of Pinkham’s Law here, I’m done. Finished.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Great movie! But it loses some of its luster after watching it 230 times with my 3 and 4 year old.

What, you think men should have the right to extra break time to pump breast milk, too?

The whole soundtrack is good!

Admit it, Marchman, you like the song. I do too.

Among the best things I inherited from my father was a deep hatred of the Cowboys. We’re Packers fans, and we have good rivalries. But rivalries require some respect for the opponent, and I can even muster tiny bit for Minnesota (even writing that is hard). All I feel for Dallas is all-consuming contempt as a symbol…

Shane: Can i have sprinkels?

Spyin’ Hawaiian.

I'm pretty sure this is a great comment, but let me sleep on it.

Hi Colin, I just wanted to thank you for BCO. My father-in-law passed away last Monday morning, and I spent all week making phone calls, driving people around, making arrangements, serving people, and sleeping on my living room floor. It was the week from hell. A few times each day, though, I was able to sneak away…

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Making sure I’m not missing anything here...Suggs intentionally goes after a notoriously injury prone QB’s legs in a preseason game and hides behind a poorly worded rule and it’s cool; Aiken gets brought to the ground harder than really necessary on a tackle and everyone on the Ravens bench and staff loses their shit?…

In three weeks, I am attending a wedding for the first time and it’s making my social anxiety go wild. I am going to get through it by reminding myself that even if I am the worst wedding guest in history, I will not be Lindsay Lohan as a wedding guest.

I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.

Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date: