Dude totally deserves to be laughed at, especially if he doesn’t know the difference between Manhattan and Brooklyn.

Pretty good Pinkham’s Law candidate.

i enjoy when people ask me to justify their moronic or dickish behavior. i do not justify it for them and gleefully call them out on it on behalf of all the times in customer service i have been on the receiving end of that crap and the server/cashier/employee they are dishing it out to right now.

The brain, which we often think of as the source of higher thought and reason, is divided into various regions. One of these regions is the brainstem, which plays a vital role in the regulation of the body’s various functions such as breathing, metabolism, and locomotion.

Re: pancake guy. I’m kind of impressed he knew what Tete de Cochon meant. Also, I get that pancakes in their own right may not be impressive, but is there a possibility that there might have been some personal back story to those and the dude wasn’t merely trying to be a cheapskate? Yeah, I know, I’m taking a leap of…

No, they always got medium rare with no pink in it, they would never eat steak medium-well or well-done, they wanted medium-rare with no pink in it.

Before my sophomore year I managed to go to swim camp the one week that only had 1/4 the usual amount of kids (it was the week of the Fourth of July, so really it was me and a bunch of Canadians). The older kids, of which there were maybe 30 of us, somehow convinced the college kids who were supervising us outside of…

Seriously, what’s up with that headline? Did you write it before reading the article and didn’t change it? It’s very trivializing.

So, how do we, as feminists, handle it when we are aware of false allegations? I’ve had 2 separate events in my life where false accusations were made. 1) In college, 2 friends were in a relationship and broke up. The girl later accused the guy of rape. She admitted to several people she made it up to hurt him. 2) A…

Note to self: Avoid Barrow Alaska. What's BFO to them isn't BFO to me. (BFO = Blinding Flash of the Obvious).

No. Stop this right now. There is no excuse for being over the age of 8 and not knowing what Swiss cheese is. That is just straight up stupidity. This is why we can’t have nice things.

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Actually, it is discriminatory to disallow children altogether. If a child is causing a scene, then of course they (and their parent) can be asked to leave,just as the case with any unruly patron. But, newsflash, children are not “almost humans” they fucking are people and I really think anyone who thinks otherwise…

Is there any reason why I can’t or shouldn’t put the white vinegar in the fabric softener compartment/dish in my washer? The machine must run that through during the rinse cycle, no?