Cooler near the lake.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Much like fellow Cardinals great Stan Musial, Pujols was great without ever being interesting.

You are proceeding from a very big assumption, Diana.

Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.

I couldn’t watch NBA Countdown while he was on it and the Jalen and Jacoby podcast was great while under Grantland but I learned really quick to skip their podcasts whenever Simmons was on. He always struck me as the “Look at me! Look at me!” person who wanted to add his 2¢ to everything even if it contributed…

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

A ticket for all 6 days at the event is $100 plus tax. No work required.

YEAH BUT THINK OF THE EDUCATION THEY’RE RECEIVING

But her Muslims, and he’s an email!

I honestly have no idea how this radio show last so long. Between their awful teases for segments that never went anywhere, and the bland milquetoast personality of Greenie ugh.

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

I feel bad for the players, but, I mean, you know, get a better lawyer.

Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

Why single out Duke? None of the schools pay their players.

And Bryce Harper isn’t an injury risk? The guy who had a pretty shit, ain’t-earning-400-million-with-this-type-of-play season last year because he was playing through a nagging injury the entire time? The guy who at one point missed 106 games over a two season span?

Harper will probably go to free agency. Saying it’s…

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no…

In fairness they should probably pay their adjuncts more than you might an indentured servant, but yes, after that the players should get their cut too.

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen