I was at the Van Nuys GM plant when they rolled these out to the employees before they started building them. I’ll never forget looking at that flat floor and wondering how they did that.

My guess is you sit in your behemoth on your phone looking up dick extender products since the truck didn’t work.

Meanwhile the rest of us are busy getting blow jobs over and over and reminiscing about them........so sorry I missed out playing games again and again.

I’m betting Hillary’s folks are trying to figure out every phrase there is to needle Trump to get him to come unhinged (further).

As I read this I realized that every single thing it does I do when on my motorcycle....and its kept me accident free for 50 years of motorcycle riding. Damn it, I hate the idea of autonomous but there may be something there.

What a whore for a buck. Where do I sign up?

Reverse: Mickey was the best, incredible racer and forward thinker. LSR, Indy, Funny Cars, off road...he did it all and won.

My 68 F100 stepside 2 wheel drive 6cylinder could get further than that. Typical. All hat no cattle.

Plenty of these stories around but actually watching a Top Fuel or Funny Car crew tear down and rebuild in less than an hour remains beyond amazing. Its a mechanical ballet.

Ranger looks like my 68 F100 (full size truck at the time) does next to that Raptor.

I bought the base model forester this year and have plenty of empty sqitch locations. Frankly though I barely ahve figured out how to run what there is. I want the least there is for simplicity sake. Its got a stereo and power windows and AC. Beyond that I dont need much. then again I ride a motorcycle without bags,…

When I lived in florida I could never figure out why the cheapest gas in America was in Georgia.....a long damn way from any oil producing region. Now I know, it was being shipped there via one pipeline. I give it about a week before its the presidents fault. Its the South you know.

My mom never did this to me but had she done so it would have been intentional.

I drove them back in the day. In trucker lingo it was a Brownie box (dont ask me why). You really worked to drive it. I’d put my arm through the steering wheel and grab both sticks (sometimes they were not as long as the one’s he is using). Lord help you if you missed a shift.

that fat bastard is a steaming pile......of Trump ass kissing goodness.

I’ve always said you can tell a Texan....but not much. Now that I know they are actually Krauts it explains a lot.

I’d make sure any gloves I wore were loaded with lead in case a fight broke out. “hey you said I had to wear gloves!”

Actually that is pretty much what car guys do.

Shakespeare for posers. Nice.

I don’t know what the GVW rating is on a Bolt but he might seriously challenge it.