I think you’re talking about The Crush with pre-Clueless Alicia Silverstone. I love that movie!

If you're unable to find joy and awe in the movement of the planets and the patterns they render in the night sky of earth, perhaps you can find happiness in shutting right the fuck up?

I met a chick that went by Strawberry Moon out near Chino back in the 70s, man. Different times, man. Different times.

Notoriety? I know people who worked with him who are absolutely shattered by his death. He was, by all accounts, a total pro to work with and an absolute sweetheart to be around. I haven’t heard anything different.

Sounds like something a liar would say.

We age super well. There’s that. Oh, and we’re like, naturally cool and creative, as evidenced by most of American culture being based off of stuff we make up. Every type of American music style, for instance.

Great, now all I see is Drew jacking off two dicks.

Ben’s. Only thing that works up here in the north maine woods where the flying bugs are basically birds.

Ben’s. Only thing that works up here in the north maine woods where the flying bugs are basically birds.

Repel 100. No contest. It’s the only thing I’ve ever used that actually works. It feels terrible to put on, but I’ve done a weeks worth of tree work in marshes using this and got no more than a handful of bites. Works through sunscreen, sweat, water, dirt, all of that, but it’s brutal on your skin. Seriously, use…

Repel 100. No contest. It’s the only thing I’ve ever used that actually works. It feels terrible to put on, but I’ve…

LOL

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

This is good. Aisle allow it.

I have never paid for birth control in Canada. If you can’t afford it, the doctors will just give it to you for free. The only people who have to pay are uninsured people who do not have a doctor.

this is a joke right? ...right???

I dunno: Jesus never said anything about a single-payer healthcare, so I think its fundamentally immoral.

I imagine there’s a LOT of things that people with that kind of money don’t understand.

I rather my kids die from environment causes than me have to get up early.

I wouldn’t spit on a neighbor’s shoes, but I’d sure as hell curse him if he was one of those idiots who decided to run gasoline powered lawn equipment at 7 am on a weekend. Your lawn will be there all day, dude, let me sleep!

Translation: You know too much. Meet me and I will kill you.

You have to make procrastination articles shorter! I've had this page open all day and haven't gotten to it yet!