Dude should be prosecuted if he broke the law.

Whoa whoa whoa. Your rationale, calm response has no place in today’s news cycle. Get outraged!

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.

“...it always has to come in jokes”

Two quick notes:

Or maybe most people aren’t terribly interested in having orgies inserted into common games they play, so they find it amusing when it inevitably is?

I’m pretty sure the people who died for our freedoms didn’t do it so that this country would become a place where you have to show dogmatic loyalty to symbols as if we lived in a dictatorship, saluting “Dear Leader” and bowing down lest we be marked a traitor. Let’s save that forced patriotic bullshit for North Korea.

In all fairness having some random offender (as in convicted and released) live next door to you likely doesn’t put your kids in danger. It’s non-convicts and first time offenders who are likely to do it (since no one is watching them). To boot a victim is usually related to their offender or said offender is a close…

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

Yes it is, it’s a fantastic teaching mechanism.

“The parents have started a GoFundMe page to send Taraji to private school...”
Wow. No.

Thanks. I’m giving myself today to mope and sulk around, but tomorrow I promised myself to get back into a healthy routine.

Hooter’s Bitches

It’ snot hard to imagine...

I think you’re talking about The Crush with pre-Clueless Alicia Silverstone. I love that movie!

Notoriety? I know people who worked with him who are absolutely shattered by his death. He was, by all accounts, a total pro to work with and an absolute sweetheart to be around. I haven’t heard anything different.

Sounds like something a liar would say.

We age super well. There’s that. Oh, and we’re like, naturally cool and creative, as evidenced by most of American culture being based off of stuff we make up. Every type of American music style, for instance.

Great, now all I see is Drew jacking off two dicks.

You have to make procrastination articles shorter! I've had this page open all day and haven't gotten to it yet!