Fuck yes! Nobody wants that job, anyway. I’d probably split it with her. :-D

It would appear that the reasoning for being listed as a sex offender is the biggest culprit, here. An 18 yr old having sex with a 14 yr old?!?!? Public nudity and ANY type of public “indecency” (ever have sex in the woods -it’s great, just don’t get caught) is legal reason enough to be a registered sex offender.

You’re not as interesting as you think you are.

Middle out!

That’s not true. While reserving is an option, it’s a federal requirement to allow 24hrs for cancellation AFTER PURCHASE.

Abortion is covered...... But not quite the same thing. (Unless, of course, you ask a Supreme Court Justice?!?!?! JEsus, how idiotic are these people that determine the rules of our nation!?!?)

This is the best one. It takes the normal tall size garbage bags ( I use the glad forceflex when I can find them) and the silence is GOLDEN!!!

This is the best one. It takes the normal tall size garbage bags ( I use the glad forceflex when I can find them)…

“ hey, maybe you should read the whole goddamn sentence before furiously jerking off to imaginary gun rights.”

Cauliflower = texture

Wow! It is such a sad state of affairs if people have to make believe that they can “erase” somebody from their life. That pathetic need to erase someone’s existence from perception just points to an inability to handle the most basic situations of life.

Affluence is a far cry from 6 months leave from a job.

Wonderful......but what IS that hat??!?!!

I think we should refrain from telling anybody, especially children, that they are “beautiful” or “ugly”...... EVER. At the very least, we should.focus on the idea of beauty, as it pertains to everything, not just the superficial.

In fairness, I don’t think he was looking for death prevention so much as liability and accountability.

Here we go!

My order still stands. I’ll take 500 boxes of samoas and 500 boxes of thin mints.....oh and one box of those peanut butter abominations that I love to hate-eat.

Does the picture for the article confuse anyone else?

That GIF is just slightly too short and is giving me a damn headache. My brain is like: “Oooh, there it go.....god damn it! It started over already. Oooh, there it go.....GO DAMN IT!!”

I am shocked that I was not consulted as an expert on this subject.

Whatever is revealed in the world today, it will do nothing to belly the excitement and sheer joy I feel to know that the f#cking Jillian Michaels article is no longer plaguing my reading list!!!