Brad Patterson is a stone cold FOX.
....oh and I found this article very useful. Thank you.

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Fair enough. But dollars to cronuts, if she had serious melasma or rosacea or disfiguring acne, she wouldn't have participated in the stunt. That's speculative .... so I have little to back it up. One gawker pointed out, once, you don't abolish an unattainable beauty standard by setting a new standard that is only…

Fuck this! No makeup is a ridiculous standard set by women that look Ok or great without makeup. Why do people expect that everybody looks freshfaced and a little tired without makeup?!?!? Some people really suffer with abnormal skin and it makes other people uncomfortable to see it!!!! Fuck this standard. It's beyond…

Separate lines on the same handset.....in north america? You're either joking or from an alternate reality where the mobile options for this country don't suck ass.

So sad. No it won't. I lost all hope after the second GWB election. People actually love this garbage. I'm going to go cry again for the 5th time this morning......I need to stop reading about the states in the news and revoke my citizenship.

You guys win at book burning and creationism.... So, you got that going for you.

Oops.....I think you meant to write BORING. Autocorrect is a tricky mistress.

Not sure why but I found the article really hard to read. Tons of fun info; poorly written. I had the trapper keeper with the Car from the article :-) I also still have my old PeeChees I think there were two colors - blue and a burnt yellow. I was so in love with the little helper tools inside the peechee. I'm…

Babies are all flabby. I don't think they would taste good. Although their bones are pretty soft. Maybe they'd be like big old soft shell crabs. Either way.....those things are disgustingly dirty. I would not even feed them to the dogs, no matter how tempted I am, in a crowded coffee shop at 10 am, when I have to get…

Maybe you could use a volumizing shampoo. And trust me - you are better off without the smugness that accompanies the afore mentioned presumptions.

I agree with Dangertits. My roommate washes his hair with bar soap. While he is a stone cold FOX, his hair feels and smells like shit. The only thing that distracts from the oily scalp and dry ends is his great big beautiful smile and warm eyes. Since I am now impervious to those traits as lure, I can see: its just…

I was going to say SUITS is what I know her best for. And hell yes, can I get me some of that wardrobe!?!?!

Uh. Just no.

Ragey murdery rage!!

Ahh - I understand that for sure. My hubby and I have had a few Mexican stand offs over the handwashed dishes. I ABSOLUTELY refuse to handwash things. EVERYTHING goes in the dishwasher and if he barks at me to take those things out, they go in the sink for him to wash. He thought it would be funny to see how long…

Neither of them actually climaxed on their own. That part was fake. Especially when the roommate climaxed in the other room without the couple touching them. So obvious.

I am. My husband uses the royal we all the time. I did most of the reno's on the house from pulling off siding to insulation and installing new windows; he helped with the insulation a couple days (out of the 120 I spent grinding away) and he loves to talk about the renovation "WE did OURselves". Haha.

At least they spoke American....

Uhhh......how did you go from "I" to "she"? A case if the royal "we" if I ever saw one. I read the while comment thinking you did the dishes until the very end.