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Protips (as I've made this recipe like a million times): Use cupcake liners in regular muffin tin. No futzing with greasing/cocoa needed *unless you like that kinda fussy stuff then knock yourself out*

6/27/14

I'll respond this weekend in a separate post this weekend in The Jungle Gym. However, I will say this: There is a lot of unexamined privilege with Lindy's posts.

6/27/14

Protip from a broseph. When you eventually destroy that blender in a fit of rage look for one with a solid carafe and vented lid. This may sound counter-intuitive but the carafe with the integrated blade is EASIER to clean than the multi-piece affair. Also, with a vented lid you actually can blend million degree…

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Get hers with extra donkey sauce.

6/27/14

Didn't realize until right this second that I spent much of my childhood really wanting to eat that guy's head.

6/27/14

You're a little harsh to Honest Abe. What makes you think he is not genuinely glad the race was canceled. Perhaps he has school age daughters and doesn't think this is a good idea.

6/27/14

That cheesecake is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Dammit, Fieri.

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put some damn novelty sunglasses on that thing as a parting gift

6/27/14

haha what the fuck are you even on about you goddamned turdeater

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I was forced to eat like this as the child of post-hippie, bohemian / macrobiotic parents in the 1970s/80s. I happily eat things like fried chicken, pizza, etc, because while everyone else in 4th grade in rural MA was eating ham and cheese sandwiches, I was eating hand rolls, or a truly wretched daikon based soup (I…

6/27/14

Look, Paltrow bugs the shit out of me, but I begrudgingly agree with her "clean eating ethereal shit whatever". I was raw vegan for two years. I felt and looked fucking amazing. However, that shit is expensive and time consuming. (I also missed chocolate molten cakes that actually tasted like chocolate molten cakes.)

6/27/14

1. I try to eat like this most of the time and it IS more work and it IS more money. But, I've always found it unfair for people to get angry and blame Gwyneth et al for the fact that we've all contributed to making the most basic, foundational thing we should do for ourselves too complicated and expensive.

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I was laughing all the way through, but I lost my shit at "...has the flavor of closet". Seriously, I nearly soiled my armour.

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Seriously, as much as i hate the Goopy crap, pretty much every single problem in this seemed to be like someone who can't take care of themselves or even boil water without a disaster. She should be embarrassed to post this, it's not cute, it's pathetic.

6/27/14

No. No to that! Just say NO!
Consciously uncouple with that meal plan, right now!

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