Sean’s Penn is not mightier than the sword

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Lando should’ve appeared on the casino planet... in some kind of ad. Lando should’ve used his success and fame for destroying the second Death Star to make himself into a galaxy-wide celebrity, who, decades later, had to resort to shilling for the Star Wars equivalent of Colt45 ads, which would’ve been a nice…

If Christopher Plummer gets a nomination, it’ll basically be the Academy’s way of nominating the #MeToo movement for an Oscar.

I’ve commented about this before, but Wahlberg is just fantastically good at playing dumb characters. Boogie Nights and Pain and Gain alone are enough for me to say he is one of our greatest actors of dim people who think they’re really bright. Now, I think he’s also really good in The Departed as one of the smarter…

Yeah. This is fucked. Not cool.

Mark Wahlberg makes his characters seem slightly dumb. I’m not saying he’s slightly dumb, but...um....that’s what he usually brings to a role. (It works in “Three Kings,” which is great.)

But the truth is that Scott, who hasn’t made a truly great movie since the one-two punch of Alien and Blade Runner...

I’d say that he didn’t start out on the right foot by pissing off South Carolina, but as a North Carolinian, I’m happy whenever anyone pisses off South Carolina.

Part of the problem with TOS is that ‘60s slang has been mostly forgotten to time.  Nobody remembers what “warp” really means anymore.

There was, but it was all in Klingon.

It was a hamster and it was *consensual*

“They’re not always true.” - Richard Gere

As far as sexual harassment rumors went, he was always one of The Usual Suspects.

Kevin Spacey’s career is falling apart like a house of cards.

You don’t have to tell me. Every time I see Tom Cruise, I think: “Yep, that’s a real bottom right there.”

THIS WEBSITE IS UGLY AND YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL BAD

He built and installed the door himself, too.

He'll always be that smooth fucker who made 10 year old me want to drink malt liquor.