Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

I’m exactly Cline’s age and played with 90% of the toys/games he vomited up in that tome, and I was overcome with self-loathing around the book’s 4th list of entertainment detritus. It was like 459 pointless Family Guy references, but without laughs. Or exactly like 459 pointless Family Guy references.

If he can’t play football, he’ll always have the family business. He’ll start washing lettuce. Soon, he’ll be on fries. In a few years, he’ll make assistant manager and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

Well, I don’t think a lot of people were asking that question in this particular case, as McDowell plays defensive line...but OK.

I think it goes both ways. Meaning there are certainly people that don’t like Cam Newton mainly because he is black and the way he conducts himself, but at the same time there is an assumption of “you don’t like Cam Newton so you must be racist.” if there was a white player in the league that did and said similar…

Can I come home to a peaceful house just one goddamn night?

I heard if you don’t submit a Game of Thrones-related article to the Univision suite of websites by 8:00 Eastern on Monday morning, they smash your hands with a hammer like De Niro did that card cheat in Casino.

hey, billy butler is still gettng paid

I know many call the Jets SB3 victory the biggest upset in the history of the SB, but I remember no one gave the Raiders a chance in this game (the Redskins by stats were actually better than they were the year before when they won the SB), but to me this was the bigger upset. I still can’t figure out what Joe Gibbs…

“My life sucks,” said Plunkett, 69. “It’s no fun being in this body right now. Everything hurts.”

I’d put Chivas and Club America above getting hit by a bus.

Plunkett’s real beatings came when he was with the Patriots in the early 70s. They finally traded him, and he was so wrecked that he basically sat out 2 years before he had his 2nd career with Oakland.

Plus he began his career with 5 years in New England, where he took 146 sacks in only 61 games. Old Schaefer/Foxboro Stadium had terrible turf too.

“Your headaches are probably coming from the subliminal messages the CIA is sending through the TV. You should go live at the bus stop.”

My favorite thing about the Chargers is their constant ability to do just enough to provide a bit of hope then shoot themselves in the dick when things start to go well. I predicted the loss to the Browns a month out. It’s in my comment history somewhere but I take no pride in it; that’s like predicting the sun will…

Red Bulls, NYCFC, Orlando, DC are all at least partly foreign-owned, off the top of my head.

I personally have been to an awful lot of “sold-out” Red Bulls games where most of the fans came disguised as empty seats. And a big reason I went to so many is that my son’s AYSO league offered $20 tickets for like $7.

The Chargers barely ever had home field advantage when they were in San Diego, but those years will pale in comparison to what’s about to happen in LA. No matter who we play, it will be 80% away fans in those stub hub seats. 95% when we play the damned Raiders.

leave my boy Clint Dempsey out of this, buddy

I would rather take a bullet than watch MLS on TV. The problem is that you can just as easily find Premier League and Bundesliga coverage, along with a sprinkling of Liga Primera. If you were to watch any of those leagues side-by-side with MLS, it’d be like comparing Major League baseball to something you’d see at a…