Each copy of the Madden 2012 Hall of Fame edition included an autographed Marshall Faulk card.

Kinda shocked that Panini doesn’t know how to do better press.

The first few times I heard the term “rescue dog,” it was in reference to this legendarily badly-behaved dog of an acquaintance, and I took someone else aside and asked “let me get this straight, that dog used to save peoples’ lives?” I think they just used to be called “strays.”

He put up serious numbers.

“Found in a ditch with her litter mates.”

even if we grant you that the shelter might not know the dog’s true past, how did Lena get the details of 3 owners, 3 names?

nonono you see every shelter compiles a fucking annotated biography of their animals, which they then pass on to you.

Yeah, I run a shelter and we usually can say a few things:

She actually doesn’t seem like a bad person to me, I think she just has zero self-awareness and limited empathy so she keeps stumbling into these “micro-scandals” and then digging herself deeper when she tries to respond. Like she keeps trying to spin this around so that she is the victim again, but she doesn’t…

I hate people who call them rescues like they are some kind of war hero. You walked into a room and picked out a dog. It didn’t involve Blackhawk choppers or Seal Team 6. Congratulations, you did something literally every other person on the planet can do, so STFU about it already.

Which statement inspires greater loathing:

Googling “Taylor Swift abandons pet” turns up nothing.

You are out of your fucking mind if you equate “not hitting on me” with “misogyny.”

have to imagine, that after a few drinks, her parents will tell you an oddly similar story about the day they kicked Lena out of their house.

good?

Hey, Adam Driver was in those photoshoots because he wanted to, not because she made him.

This is the painting that greets me every day when I walk into my home.

This is the animal who taught me about loving and letting go. 

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”