The best flip of a Patrice Rushen sample ever.

The One and Only

I walk past Queensbridge every day, not looking forward to it today.

“I’ll take ‘Things You Don’t Want To Hear From An Airplane Mechanic’ for $400, Alex...”

Damn. I didn’t know. :( RIP

Gotta be. This one stings. RIP.

So sad. RIP.

RIP to a king.

No one likes Kiffin. My favorite from the USC days:

I remember printing transparencies from my new Mac onto my HP DeskWriter in 1993 and thinking that I was the coolest kid in the universe.

I will say this, and you can take it with a grain of salt if you want because I’m a big Alabama homer and have been since the dark ages so obviously I’m a big Nick Saban fan, even if he is a joyless football robot. The guy seems to genuinely care about his players as long as they don’t do something stupid. (By which I…

As a Buccaneers fan, I heartily approve of this comment.

Bill Callahan the folk singer almost certainly would have done a better job in that Super Bowl. I mean, his parents were cryptological analysts for the NSA, so presumably he’s a clever fellow. (Also, anyone who writes a song called “Dress Sexy at My Funeral” has a wit to him.)

Thanks for getting me angry AGAIN about that.

We need to catch an NFL quarterback using the audible “64 Impala!”

That short of a man that close to the field clearly wants to be taller and a baller but the question is, does he like his dad want to be in fact a shot caller?

That’s right, J.R. Smith.