So sad. RIP.

RIP to a king.

No one likes Kiffin. My favorite from the USC days:

I remember printing transparencies from my new Mac onto my HP DeskWriter in 1993 and thinking that I was the coolest kid in the universe.

I will say this, and you can take it with a grain of salt if you want because I’m a big Alabama homer and have been since the dark ages so obviously I’m a big Nick Saban fan, even if he is a joyless football robot. The guy seems to genuinely care about his players as long as they don’t do something stupid. (By which I…

As a Buccaneers fan, I heartily approve of this comment.

Bill Callahan the folk singer almost certainly would have done a better job in that Super Bowl. I mean, his parents were cryptological analysts for the NSA, so presumably he’s a clever fellow. (Also, anyone who writes a song called “Dress Sexy at My Funeral” has a wit to him.)

Thanks for getting me angry AGAIN about that.

We need to catch an NFL quarterback using the audible “64 Impala!”

That short of a man that close to the field clearly wants to be taller and a baller but the question is, does he like his dad want to be in fact a shot caller?

That’s right, J.R. Smith.

You act like you know all the machinations behind the curtains. You do not. If Pace had determined that Trubisky was the franchise player he had to have, he was correct in making sure that nothing was going to stand in his way to getting him.

I came to get down!

I prefer to remember the (brief) good times

I don’t think it’s fake at all, at least not in that same sense, because agents and executives really are telling reporters this stuff. Whether the stuff is true, or just being floated out there for more nefarious purposes, doesn’t make the news—that someone said this—fake.

looks like he just got done mowing the grass