Could that be considered tampering?

Probably the same as most people... his parents were.

Great, now Doolittle is going to be the most beloved player on the A’s roster so naturally management will trade him mid-season.

Let’s not say things we can’t take back.

said no one.

I love the argument that in a league with 32 fucking teams- many of whom start more than one player at that position for significant periods of time- it’s not acceptable to be the 16th or so best QB or get paid along those lines. This really, REALLY isn’t complicated: there are a handful of people on this planet who…

To what end, though?

the bears have sucked shit for so long and bears fans seem to pin all of that on the fact that cutler got paid appropriately

Excellent point.

If I know I’m probably pronouncing it wrong, it’s funny.

Cutler is making elite QB money

Yeah, and he was still walking around afterwards so how bad could it be?

He missed games for a torn labrum? What a pussy.  

But you can’t put a price on his off-court leadership. Seriously, the jury found him not liable.

Maher doesn’t give a shit about people not named Maher. Let’s be glad he’s a Democrat, if he were a Republican, he’d probably be President by now.

This is no laughing matter, except the part about trying to use a phone charger to strangle himself.

Somewhat related:

“C’mon guys, that was obviously a joke. You know, like the Texans.”

Let’s compare the divisions that each team is in, shall we? There’s a reason that the Texans have gotten more chances.