Part of it is so many reviews, and part of it is that they have 100 media timeouts. Score a touchdown. Media time out. Kick the extra point. Media time out. Kickoff. Media time out. It’s fucking ridiculous. I know they need to sell ads to make money, but there are FAR too many commercial breaks.

It was an amazing game, but man, CFB really needs to get on that initiative to shorten games. At some point under 5 minutes to go, it felt like I could no longer remember a time when I wasn’t watching that football game. The penalty on the last extra point and the interminable review on the final kickoff felt like the…

I’ll back this. Fuck that guy forever. (Broncos fan, even)

All the more reason he deserves MVP cred. An mvp’s team should be debilitated without him.

Nah. I mean, you might be perfectly self-aware, but it’s human nature to develop blind spots when things are going well.

Take another look. That wallet is 85% receipts and coupons.

Think you mean Clippers

“Don’t go vilifying Beyoncé or Kendrick or Lorde etc, now!”

Exactly.

Let’s be honest. Most Coachella attendees (and people in general) are only as socially-compassionate as is convenient to them or as their public guilt allows. I know people who go to Coachella every year and while I think they’re “nice” people (in the sense that they aren’t blatantly awful), they don’t strike me as…

I doubt that musicians appearing in 2017 signed a contract in 2001.

Music festivals are vastly overrated.

It seems to me that many white men find the idea of privilege to be offensive to their sense of fairness. If you’re taught implicitly by society that everything goes both ways and everyone is created equal... and you just happen to dominate as a group, the suggestion that you are benefiting from conditions that you…

Keep in mind, these are the same people that mock the concept of triggering and safe spaces. The people that go on television and break down in tears over “No, the white guy right there.” They mock triggering and safe spaces.

There are many things you could read into the crowd’s decision to cheer for Hayward

Gordon Hayward Tall Julian Edelman

Your choice of photo to illustrate that yes, it is indeed a tattoo, was sublime

You gotta admit, this is a noteworthy low point in the franchise. Denise and Jed’s daddy kinda let a sliding-into-rebuild-mode franchise crater after Mooch, but Jed took a SB contender and smashed it to pieces in one season. Erickson and early Nolan had the stench of standard rebuild loserdom, but now we are at…

It’s definitely true that the sports world has been flipped on its head in the past few years. One of the most absurd things about the location of Levi’s Stadium is that the Raiders are now way closer to SF than the city’s own team, the 49ers. Oakland is also more accessible to all the fans who drive in from the…

You forgot to mention that Tim Kawakami was working right alongside Baalke to bring the Niners down