Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

The good news is that when the revolution comes, all the billionaires will be in one place.

Who’s had a tougher schedule? The Patriots’ schedule strength is currently ranked 30th out of all 32 teams by Football Outsiders, which is run by a Patriots homer. A better question is “who has had an easier schedule?”

But the Dolphins basically have. Doesn’t that say ANYTHING to you? The Bills have a chance to be .500? COME ON. 

I gotta say - camo jacket/cowboy hat guy OWNS that look. You know how much of a jackass I would look like in that getup? The light blue jeans, overly bent cowboy hat -- you either got it or you don’t.

“Trust me, second-rounder to Washington for Vernon Davis. I have a good feeling about this kid.”

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Yes, in all fairness, it was a rather recent change. Strip clubs are BYOB at all hours of the night though, so we have that going for us. Which is nice.

They have faced zero QB’s in the top 11 in QBR, and they’ve faced only 2 inside the top 16 (Wilson and Taylor; Pats lost to both of them). That’s amazing.

Punchable Names, too

Um, no. There’s a reason why:

Or Blake Bortles.

“No one (I hope).”

It shows you how far the Lions have come lately that they now need the refs’ help to lose

They’d be doing him a favor; maybe Arians steps down and he can return to the friendly confines of Arizona.

I’m sure none of the Bills players or their fans want to keep going 7-9.

Margaret Cho has always been someone who lies for attention. She’s like if Marc Maron were a woman. It’s too bad because she is incredibly talented.

The write-up and comment section in the last article was straight up fucking gross, and it’s horrifying to see a community that claims feminism to so completely fail to critically examine their own assumptions. Every time someone said that Margaret looked bad, she’s a liar, she wants attention is just. . . what the…