“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

Watching him get routinely owned has been a small consolation for this nightmare.

The 49ers move one step closer to, “There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN’T play football!”

My recollection is Belicheck getting almost universal praise on those kinds of things.

That’s a pretty big misread of what he meant by “competition”

Please stay on topic in Jaguars Junction.

If the Jags are funny, the 49ers are fucking hilarious!

Fuck, man, as a life-long Niners fan, I hate it when I find myself liking the Raiders. Between this and when his dad sued the league for being a living embodiment of protectionist meddling, the Davises aren’t as awful as the rest of the owners (as long as they take public money they’re still awful, just not as awful).

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

Reggie White got a speech.

So what. If he died while wearing it, they could strip it off him and sell it. or cut it up into a hundred yellow eye-patches; or wipe their asses with it.

Unless they make Hall of Famers return their rings and jackets when they die, that excuse is a level of horse shit that is truly worthy of the NFL.

I always wondered what Ken Stabler did that earned him the enmity of Paul Zimmerman. It seemed like Zimmerman would go out of his way to dump on Stabler when he had the opportunity to do so.

Their reason is that they don’t want the ring to be sold or families to fight over it? They do realize that the living people they’ve given those rings and jackets to will in fact, eventually, die, right? And then those jackets and rings will be passed on to their families who could then sell them or fight over…

I can’t believe local Boston sports talk radio didn’t fly during HBO prime time.

But how? It had all the appeal of a podcast, with even more limitations on how and when you could consume it!