These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

“Mr.” Kraft number five? Seeking advice on pairing a white collar with a blue shirt?

I don’t know anything about Woody Johnson, but come on! If he doesn’t like to party, he should be legally required to change his name.

I’m really surprised that Getting Hit By A Car isn’t higher on this list.

I dunno, I can see myself playing some NFL Blitz on Nintendo 64 with Mark Davis.

Not a big fan of P.F. Chang’s I see.

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

“If I’m Chip Kelly, that would bug me?”

NO ONE DENIES THIS!!! - Tawmy

Also, didn’t see it in the clip but I feel like theres greater than 50 50 odds that the flagpole in that clip will be put between some guys legs like a patriotic dildo.

Boston is notoriously racist.

I hope the 49ers whup their ass today. Fuck these people.

It took a while, but it looks like this fan base has embraced the wide Right.

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

It’s true tho. Hip-hop has become almost completely decentralized, and the only contemporary artist from NY currently in the mainstream is Nicki Minaj... who is Not Real Hip-Hop.

The hook, maybe.

“Rawest rapper alive.” -Jon Beilin, Dartmouth ‘07

I live in Las Vegas and know plenty that do support it and plenty that don’t. Either you live in Reno so who cares what you think since the money generated comes from rooms sold in LAS VEGAS or you don’t get out much.

To me, the tell was in the timing. He would defend Gab after he made particularly shitty decisions and it just read as a plea for Gab to continue starting so he didn’t have to talk about Kap even more.

I’m not saying he’s a racist. I think he hates any and all “distractions” and this protest is the biggest one in recent memory. As to Gabbert being better for the 49ers, if their goal is to tank for a high draft pick (and it should be), yeah he’s the better choice. What was so annoying about it last week is that he…