Wildcard - Virginia McCaskey

Absolutely. Immediately. The first name that came to mind.

As opposed to the usual super chill gang rape trials

Ah Canada. Where the cops remind you of your rights before they even catch you.

if you try hard and believe in yourself anything is possible

I hope Cespedes hits a ball 500 feet off Bumgarner, flips the bat so hard it takes off like an Apache helicopter and leaves the stadium, and then stares down that Appalachian fuckwit before he does a pirouette and salsa dances his way around the bases. 

Counterpoint: Madison Bumgarner is a douche canoe who destroys any goodwill the rest of the team might otherwise deserve. May they lose horribly tonight.

Lost me at “even split between grizzled Candlestick vets and tech-industry bandwagoners” Maybe 10% Candlestick vets at this point, if that.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

You sound sane.

I have no idea why sane/non-trash people go to NFL games.

If it helps, the team I root for made the active decision to start Blaine Gabbert.

I just assume it’s anywhere you don’t have to root for the Dolphins.

I tweeted last night, “I wonder when the Dolphins are going to realize that Tannehill is a good backup QB”

“I disagree with one thing that the guy says, therefore everything he has said before or after that has made me uncomfortable is bullshit.”

you go ahead and name me another American that has ever been able to compete with the best in the world on this stage before Pulisic...I’ll go ahead and be really excited while I wait for....well...for fucking ever.

‘I love soccer so much but come on this equalizing goal in a high pressure situation in the most…

Christ, if you could hear the shit my family in La Crosse is saying in private...I haven’t lived there for nearly 20 years, but the heroin/meth infiltration is being laid down at the feet of certain new residents from Racine, Milwaukee, Chicago, etc. However, it seems the users of such drugs are not necessarily the…

Best part is that it was on TV.

Hmmmm.
Uninteresting.