“Unbelievable.”

Brilliant move putting Raiders/Niners at night so everyone can get a full day of drinking on beforehand...

Yeah this may not be the most lucrative venue for my Bay Area sports comedy stylings.

Not to mention that Japan is so worried about their population dwindling that they are all but begging people to move there...

No, wrong Baalke- I’m talking about the one who entertained the nation with his comic misadventures for more seasons that he should have.

“I’d put a first round grade on this guy just off his potential murder targets, but those functioning, intact ACLs have me pushing him back to the second day.”

It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever been a part of.

It’s entirely possible that being aware of youth baseball machinations while growing up is responsible for a good portion of my cynicism. People suck.

Do you think that’s a function of so many youth leagues going too far the other way, not keeping score and being worried about competition? I bumped into a high school classmate yesterday and his kid just had one of his first games, not sure how old, and not only were they not keeping score but they were doing other…

I faced a girl pitcher in All-Stars (drew a walk I recall), she was thoroughly legit. Daughter of the A’s pitching coach at the time I believe. Somewhat notable, but nobody cared.

Name ONE team that has a worse recent track record on this than the Niners. Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another team that has had as many domestic violence issues, and out of all the higher profile cases, they’re the only team who continued to dress the player in question.

All three of them were released after multiple incidents.

They cut Bruce Miller after beating up a senior citizen while in a drunken stupor, but not for a previous domestic violence incident. So that’s a “no.”

Nope. He had a number of incidents before the Niners got rid of him, none of which were domestic violence-related.

It’s not speculation in the slightest, the Niners themselves came out and said they were going to cut Kaep had he not exercised his option.

Who are these “several” players the Niners released after domestic violence arrests?

Trust me when I tell you there is absolutely nothing cool about a man in his 40s being in that building.

The very notion of a high-end bougie hookah bar is hilarious to me.

Read today that The Nonce have a “lost” first album... and it’s fucking getting pressed up, pre-orders already up. One of my favorite groups ever. Mix Tapes was their biggest song but this is the one that had me scooping my jaw off the floor mat first time I heard it;

First concert I ever went to, at The Warfield, but the highlight was passing Lex Luger on the street on the way there.