Pull Retro off of whatever nonsense they are making and put them to work on Metroid Prime 4 IMMEDIATELY

In his defence:

Sometimes, you fall off the wagon.

yours was more convincing to me. The whole time I was watching the Jurassic Park one I was thinking "This audio isn't right..."

I haven't been great in anything gaming related, and I'd sure love to participate in a well-written sketch about games.

The Atlantic Gaming Desk has "gaming" right in its name, and you only need to take one look to know they were serious. Cup holder, speaker holders, monitor riser, mobile device charging shelf, media holder, and more. Function over form and a lot of it. [Amazon]

I have this desk I just bought last month. It's cheap, but incredibly sturdy. I've been wanting to get back to a large flat surface. This definitely has it. The table top is an inch thick, measures 41" x 26".

They're generally hunched over in the game, while this one has excellent posture

I have not, but I don't get sweaty thumbs in general. Palms...that's a different story.

Towerfall (PS4)

A May release date?

Wait. Am I backwards? Is stage-direction from the point of view of being on-stage?

Sorry, stage-left. :P His right, of course.

How cruel would it be to have Gordon Freeman listed in the credits?

Goat Tower DLC when?

....Hahahahaha WTF did they do to Knuckles?

Arrow

Ok ok fine. I'll go play the final chapter of season 1. It's been sitting on my hard drive for forever. I was so afraid that something horrible was going to happen at the end that I didn't want to finish it. (My wife also influenced that decision, haha.) It's time to face the music and move on!