Super Mario Galaxy 2 isn’t missing here, it’s just to the left of Super Mario 3D Land (though you can’t read the name).

I don’t want Clustertruck. I want Stick Fight! Stick Fight! Stick Fight!

I ASKED FOR THIS.

One scientist looks at the other. “What happens when the pink bar overtakes the blue bar?”

I'm surprised you guys didn't mention Half-Life 2.

I don't like other people telling me what to do. But if I had to lead, I'd send 3 people forward, and 2 people guard in the back.

Nah, they're totally classic. And since Portal was released after I started working for Kotaku, that makes me classic as well.

Pull Retro off of whatever nonsense they are making and put them to work on Metroid Prime 4 IMMEDIATELY

In his defence:

Sometimes, you fall off the wagon.

I haven't been great in anything gaming related, and I'd sure love to participate in a well-written sketch about games.

The Atlantic Gaming Desk has "gaming" right in its name, and you only need to take one look to know they were serious. Cup holder, speaker holders, monitor riser, mobile device charging shelf, media holder, and more. Function over form and a lot of it. [Amazon]

I have this desk I just bought last month. It's cheap, but incredibly sturdy. I've been wanting to get back to a large flat surface. This definitely has it. The table top is an inch thick, measures 41" x 26".

They're generally hunched over in the game, while this one has excellent posture

I have not, but I don't get sweaty thumbs in general. Palms...that's a different story.

Towerfall (PS4)