Too many people didn’t read past the first sentence. Take my gift of a star.

I was just about to say this! The intake honk of a flat six is the greatest automotive noise to my ears.

Fellow Michigander jalop! We should meet up once school starts!

Just gave him a star. It was six years overdue.

I’ve seen that car driving around. The way he goes, it’s definitely not babied.

My response to any car guy “compromising” by getting a Corolla: JUST GET A FUCKING CIVIC!

I want to watch the poor car be defiled to hell and back.

Your name on the other hand. 5/10 from this esteemed pun critic.

2/10...the internet pun equivalent of a participation trophy.

The car just looks so damn clean. I gotta say though, those wheels look great. Not too over the top or too big. Nice clean five spoke wheels that really suit the car. It’s a shame that f&f fanboys stole that look.

This should have been the COTD

Obvious choice is obvious

The demuro shorts killed me!

What about crossfire’d fr-s'?

I absolutely love the way these looked. It’s a damn shame that Oldsmobile had to go, they seemed to be the only GM company that actually tried in the 90s.

I still contend that these are prettier than 997s!

HAHAHAHAHA NOPE! You’re both wrong.

Kinematics man. Get with the times.

Say what you want of his crashing he still holds the btcc championship record! A real touring car legend.

A wonderful joke let ruined by autocorrect. 6/10 for effort.