Speaking of stock types, Ignatiy, it feels sometimes like your the AV Club’s retired specialist, always brought in for one last job of reviewing awful films.

I have never related to anything more than I did watching Cinderblock bitch and moan while pawing at that treadmill.

and what does that have to do with anything, Tex?

Oh, so it’s OK when you call the server gay, but when I do it, I get called into HR for yet another “talk?”

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

The biggest problem is that there is no reprisal for the Police Officer enforcing his opinion rather than the law, and there should be.

If you’re going to ruin a person’s day (or days), cost them significant sums of money, as well as getting them in trouble with their employer because of you want to go on a power trip,…

‘Taint no big deal.

Were there some Nazi war criminals that recently thawed out?

Also Drew Barrymore’s Doppelganger was basically a doppelganger horror movie.

They should let Ashley Feinberg vet her company’s own social media hires.

More like bolog-neighs. Eh? Eeeeehhhhh?

...sadly Tommy from Quinzee is dead from alcohol poisoning. RIP Tommy, mourn you ‘til we join you in the Fucktomb.

I was almost hoping for a Rams/Chargers Superbowl just so it could be NFL broadcast nightmare. It would be the lowest rated game ever.

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

Just as long as they don’t try and ignore the fact that he once transformed into a mare to seduce the magical stallion of a jotun architect, and in doing so gave birth to Sleipnir, Odin’s eight-legged steed, I’m okay.

Netflix’s Bird Box is about how Notre Dame Fans and media ignore that their team is a fraud

... I am not sure if I should start saying she is dabbling in being a ManGaGaKa?

... I’ll see myself out

Instagram is the master of changing shit no one asked them to change.

BMW do seem to have there weight distribution well sorted, normally in car flying videos you get a near immediate dipping of the front end, this was flying as straight as an arrow until it hit the tunnel.

Honestly, he seems so genuine and like he’s for real having fun with this. He’s not phoning it in even a little. Dude’s out there living his best life post-Potter.