It follows the inverse square law so it changes in inverse proportion to the square of the distance from the source

That is one glorious Turbo that engine is attached to.

Whoa whoa WHOA. Are you telling me that an innovative disruptor CEO like Elon Musk is held to the same legal and ethical standard as any old boring ass CEO?! Poppycock!! This is a boomer conspiracy formulated by Big Oil!!!

Constantinople has more motorized vehicles than competent operators of motorized vehicles. Much more.

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Nope, you're wrong about that too. 

I can award you one of my cars, but I assure you it would not be positive. 

“I will own your bank account. I will own your house.”

KBB and Subaru’s do not match up EVER.  This is probably the cheapest mostly stock XT in the entire country and I bet it sells in a matter of days.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Holy shit its almost like there’s a reason why most companies and CEOs vet statements through a public relations department and let someone who’s trained to look out for legal conflicts make press releases instead of having one erratic dudebro do all that shit through Twitter

Seriously, did they outsource this to Tesla?

So, a variation of Bolognese Sauce then? Sounds yummy.

The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts.

[slight rocking]

“It’s a track day, not a race.”

There are very fast people out there, and I hate it when someone gets right behind me, or blocks for no reason. I end up driving badly... I don't want to be that guy. No one should be at a track day.

Oh, and I drove it back and forth to and from the track. ;)

Hey everyone! I’m the lucky driver being overtaken by the S2K! I got one of the first cars from McLaren and didn’t waste time putting some miles on it. Before I had to leave the US I put 1600 miles on the car road tripping it from Monterey to LA and back and to SF and back to Monterey. Then I did the double track day…

... you’ll see even better results if you elevate bacon above its own drippings ... use a metal cooling rack ... or (if you wish to avoid clean-up hassles) accordion-fold HD foil ... bon appétit ....