I can’t decide if that is better or worse that the equally repellent #GIRLBOSS.

SHE-EO... really?









... really?

I wish I could say I was surprised. [shrug]

They need some pot and xanax to calm their balls down.

So paranoid lunatics with fascist leanings aren’t good leaders or managers and have a hard time hiring competent staff? Who knew?

When I was maybe eight or nine, there was a parasite from dogs in the north of England that, if you ingested it, could turn you blind [...] That horrified me. The point is, everyone thinks it’s great to be an actor and get to kiss a bunch of beautiful actresses in films, but I actually hate it.

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

did you see who we made president or

CHRISTIANITY IS A VIOLENT WAY OF LIFE. IT IS NOT A RELIGION. DO NOT LET THIS DANGEROUS CULT TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY.

Just repeating some things some of the bigots in my town were saying re: Islam this week. Now I expect an apology from all Christians on behalf of these monsters. You’ll have to be really loud about it…

You know, you just never hear about this kind of crap with atheists. Yeah, some atheists are assholes - but they don’t, as an organization, advocate BEATING CHILDREN.

I can predict what that pig-nosed dog-fucker Chaffetz and shovel-head Gowdy are going to do.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I met him & Michelle in Dec.

Will never forget when he was in NYC to go to the Whitney Museum. Police barricaded us on 42nd & 2nd after we left the bar at around 12am. Then his motorcade came up 2nd Ave and I waved at him AND HE WAVED BACK AT ME!!! Windows were pretty dark but I could still see his silhouette. I was tipsy and my BF was in DD…

I had an Airbnb in New Orleans and got in 6 hours before check-in. I just went to the hotel closest to the Airbnb and checked my bags there. The receptionist didn’t even ask if I was staying at the hotel. YMMV.

Ladies of London! Well, with the exception of Juliet Angus who consistently looks foul. And I know it’s not technically a RH franchise, but it basically is.

This is the face I’ll be holding throughout my sister’s Catholic wedding as I sit with my ultra-right-wing extended family without my partner because we just don’t want to create any drama on my sister’s special day now do we.

I feel like this is a unused promotion photo for “Get Out”

Even worst is a superlative :(

In the song “Vertigo” Bono sings uno, dos, tres, CATORCE. Many people think he’s just counting to four but he’s actually singing 1,2,3, 14!!!! which makes no fucking sense.