Can't remember what publication it was in, but I read an interview piece a while back in which he basically said he just masturbates.

Not just as "a woman," as a specific famous woman.

Close, it was Ethel. And the story is one of the best things I've ever heard on WWDTM.

THANK YOU. I was totally with the author of this piece until he revealed his utter lack of discerning taste by trashing Lay's B&G chips.

This seems like as good a place as any to say that there are few things I enjoy more than reading @disqus_jeTusCb3OY:disqus's A.V. Club comments about serious issues (playing them in CM's voice in my head, of course).

I'm from KC and had no idea Blues fans do the same thing Chiefs fans do at the end of the National Anthem.

Maybe it has something to do with the $3 billion she's worth?

Regular ol' incumbent presidents also run for reelection in primaries. Your argument focuses on semantics and his technical title, but it ignores the practical reality that, in the eyes of the party and the American people, the person who has occupied the office for the past 4 years would be incumbent, regardless of…

Yes, but he would effectively be the incumbent if he makes it 4 years, regardless of his precise title. And intra-party challenges to a sitting president are rare and typically ineffective. Given that Tom James has always been more popular than Selina, any challenge to him in 4 years would probably be ill-fated.

Except for the fact that everybody just ignores her all the time like her mother does, plus she kinda had an "in" with the Secret Service.

MacNicol has always had a unique ability to make something sound profane even when he's not actually employing four-letter words.

The stock-footage opening shots of Washington DC landmarks, most of which were not shot in January, were perfect. It made it clear something was "off" even before we heard "My name is Catherine Meyer" a few seconds later.

How is it pronounced in Queen's English? The L isn't silent?

Given that Carl had the power to get the Gallaghers back home all this time, the Ruby Sneakers seem like a clumsy Wizard of Oz shout-out.

Drat. I've been hoping all summer that Teti would surprise us with a Netflix-style release of all the Season 5 reviews on the 10th anniversary date. But I'm sure the rest of the SFU commentariat agrees with me that they'll be worth the wait, whenever they appear.

Me too…except change it to 4 years.

Yeah, he could have used an editor with a bit more of a knack for political correctness. I haven't read the book since I bought it in hardcover shortly after its release. But I still remember one passage about how we shouldn't blame all African Americans (or "blacks," as he of course called them) for gleefully…

Don't forget that adult Josh Duggar has been demonizing large swaths of the American public from some perceived moral high ground because their conduct is supposedly against God's plan, all the while concealing the fact that he fondled his little sisters a decade ago.

Season 4 was legitimately great, when Jackie was found out and had to get sober. But that was the point at which the original showrunners dropped out and Dexter's Clyde Phillips took over, and the show has been stuck in a Dexter-style rut ever since.

Agree with Medrawt. Plus, an actual divorced U.S. president would probably try to fashion a greater role for his or her adult children, since there would be no one to fill the traditional First Lady functions.