No time to waste. I got a bachelor party to get to. There's gonna be a grill! And weed! And smores! I'd fist a horse…

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I had a weird pain in my side the other day, and I'm now at the age where I assume any odd pain in my body is a sure…

I went to the dentist today to get a cleaning. And man, if there's anything that tickles worse than when the…

No time for tiddlywinks. I have to look into renting out some sort of dungeon or kennel for my four-year-old. Let's…

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I went into a fitting room the other day and the room had mirrors on three sides. This is fucking awesome. I'll…

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It's Tuesday. Let's look in the funbag and see what's inside. Oooh! Big League Chew! Man, do I love Big League Chew.…

No time to waste. My hand hurts a lot from talking with my kid while using a cow puppet yesterday. I used the puppet…

I have a four-year-old, and having a four-year-old means you spend 80% of your time restraining yourself from…

I was watching "House" last night and there was a wedding scene in the beginning where the priest turns to the…

The first round of the NBA playoffs is almost over. ONLY THREE WEEKS LEFT UNTIL ROUND 2! Anyway, this is just about…

Again, we go right to your questions.

No time for tiddlywinks. Your letters:

I hate stretching. I hate everything about it. Ninety percent of all stretching done in America today is done in a…

I went to a skydiving center this past weekend. I jumped and was a complete pussy all the way down (that's me…

Big doings here at the funbag. Next week we'll be doing a bonus audio version of the funbag (Don't worry, the two…