It's been in the 80s here in DC this week, which means this is the first time this year I've been able to bust out…

It's April Fool's Day today, and we've now reached the point where April Fool's has officially become a web…

I went to park my car the other day and the spot I parked in had a parking meter that was out of order. It is…

I have a TV/Film peeve I'd like abolished from now on. I dunno if Ebert's film glossary has covered this yet, but I…

Got kids? No? Well, let me tell you one of the delightful side effects of parenting: manic depression. Oh, yes. I am…

My wife went to pick up my kid from school yesterday. Beforehand, she told me they were going to stay a little extra…

I've been losing weight recently, and one of the joys of losing weight is overemphasizing my own awe at my body's…

Before we get down to business, I must note that the bottom of this post contains video of the money scene from…

I have a question for all the commenters out there: Would you star in a porn film if someone asked you? A real porn…

The Oscars are on Sunday, which means it's time for me to spend the week processing any number of scenarios in which…

Boner from Growing Pains committed suicide last week, and that left me sad. More important, it made me remember that…

I have a serious recurring problem. Once a month or so, I will walk into a door before I have opened it. I go to a…

My kid has become obsessed with flashlights, which makes sense because I've NEVER stopped enjoying playing with…

I was watching "Archer" the other night and they had Archer's mom stranded on a shitty fishing boat that was named…

A bit of news before we get to the letters today. First off, I'm rechristening the Deadspin mailbag the Deadspin…