Before I get to your letters, some quick programming notes. First: I'm on vacation next week, as much as someone who…

Your letters:

Your letters:

I was backing out of a tight parking spot today and I did that thing where you back up little by little by little…

My power went out this morning for the 9,000th time this summer. Let me tell you something: power outages are a…

All right all right, time to open up the ol' sack of goodies and see what's spurtin' out. Your letters:

Your letters:

Oooh, loogit! We got letters! And here they are:

I ate corn on the cob the other night. I had to shuck it before I could wrap it with butter in foil and throw it in…

There was a violent thunderstorm here on Sunday. It knocked out our power for two days. I was with my kid at some…

Your letters:

I ate a steak last night with béarnaise sauce, and I'm now of the age where doing something like that has definitive…

No time to waste. We again go right to your letters:

Your letters:

Let's get right to your letters. We're in for a cocksuckin' good time today, cocksuckers.

Big funbag today. Right to your letters.

I went to the doctor the other day. I was sentenced to wait in one of the examination rooms for roughly 90 minutes…

Sean:

It's a blockbuster funbag today. We go right to your letters.

I was told by friend this weekend that it's a long-held bit of conventional wisdom that Asian women have, on…