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Hey, before we get to the letters, BRAD CHILDRESS WAS FIRED YESTERDAY! WOOHOO FUCK YEAH! SO LONG, CUNTGROPER! We're…
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Jezebel's Jessica Coen, who is herself something of a poop authority, is handling this week's Funbag. It'll run…
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Bit of a shorter funbag today. I had back surgery yesterday. Fuck off and leave me alone. Your letters:
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While the Funbag is away, we still play, albeit dully. Time for The Boring Bag!
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Drew's on vacation, but it's Tuesday and we need a mailbag. So instead of a Funbag, how about a Boring Bag? Today's…