I used an electric nose hair trimmer for the first time the other day. It was oddly titillating. Now my nostrils are…

Before we get to your letters, kudos to TMZ for asking if Obama had victory sex on Sunday Night. Because he totally…

Before we get to your letters, I must break down, in great detail, this fantastic question that was posted to Reddit…

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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Email the…

I had to go an '80s-themed party with my wife on Saturday night. And I have no clue how they do this, but women…

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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Email the…

No time for tiddlywinks. Your letters:

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Let's get right to your letters. I'm full of tiger blood.

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All my life I've wanted to know the details of where the President of the United States evacuates his bowels, and…

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If you're at a gym and you put your shit in a locker and you don't put a lock on that locker, don't you deserve to…

Before we get to the funbagginess, today marks the five-year anniversary of the first blog post I ever wrote.

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