• Missed opportunities: Kendra Wilkinson will no longer pose nude after she marries Eagles wideout Hank Baskett next…

• It only takes one: Lance Armstrong to become a father again. So I guess it still works. [Cycling Examiner]

• The Favre page is double-sided: The Jets might need to wait a few months before finalizing their 2009 calendars.…

• Nice hops: This poor Chinese girl lost both her legs in an accident, so her family replaced them with a basketball.…

• Oh, right. The losing: Wow, all those Ottawa Senators bloggers are upset about something. I have no idea what it…

• Gnarly: Former Bengal Reggie Williams has had a few problems with his knees. Unless you think that having…

• With a song in his heart: ESPN's Jay Harris knows how to croon. And don't you forget it. [Don Chavez]

• Moises Alou would have caught that: Wrigley Field has a little trouble with its Zamboni. Of course it did. [NBC…

• Spencer Hall'd: "If you plan on being busted for solicitation, prostitution, or any other pay-for-play schemes…

• Good news: Rocco Baldelli is not dying. Well, we're all dying, but at least he's not going anytime soon. [MLB…

• Weeee!: Steinberg brings out some old photos of ladies having a swinging good time at a Clinton Portis pool…

• Captivating: The one day I miss SportsCenter and Hannah Storm starts dressing Daisy Duke. It was only on for 14…

• It's still a sports site, right?: ESPN's "Mayne Street" continues to baffle and confound—and also offend a little…

Napoli owner Aurelio De Laurentiis has a message for any of his players who are thinking about defecting to the…

• Hey ladies!: Pro hockey players cockblock an entire fraternity at their own date party and make the boys pay for…

• The Phantom Coolness: Star Wars-themed Sports jerseys; When you want to tell the world, "I will never have a…

• Mmm... soda: What's more important: The Heisman or the Maxwell? That's like asking what rots my teeth faster: Dr.…

• Unpossible: Snow in Baton Rouge? No, Les Miles doesn't have a new side business. [Friends of the Program]

• From the best: Mike Holmgren tried to call backsies on his retirement, but the Seahawks brass said "no way." Gee,…

• Hold the applesauce: There's a minor league hockey team called the Iowa Chops (as in pork) and their cheerleading…