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Although the Raiders have given no official indication on who they're leaning toward as head coach, it's probably…
• Gator Done'd: Yeah, this pun might have been a little overused. [RealClearSports]

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P.S. Try a little harder to hide your contempt, Olbermann. Where do you think your blood money comes from? [Best…
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• Maybe not: What's a Scott Pioli and why does everyone want to hire him? Oh, right—because Patriots employees…
• Awwwwkward: It's really not helping your team when you earn a red card for slapping another player. Especially…
I'll take this one Peyton. Week 17 belongs to Jim Sorgi. Not even Smokey Robinson's Miracles could be a more…
Tom Brady and Gisele awaiting MRI results? NHL awaiting winter in Chicago? Browns awaiting football genie to grant…
Emmitt speaks (we think), Adam Dunn doesn't sign, the Thunder gets the nickelodeon treatment (doo doo doo doo doo…
In today's edition of Brilliant Timewasting: Rapping Swedish goaltenders, butt-slappin' O'Neals, the best hockey…
Todd MacCulloch is huge, the Wildcat in Cleveland, and the Lego Hand of God.