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• A Cinderella story?: Relax, everyone. Anna Rawson earned back her LPGA tour card. Like it's even possible for you…
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• Has anyone seen Mill Coleman lately?: A former Michigan State WR has been arrested and may be spending some time…
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• All is forgiven: Dutch footie pro Rafael Van der Vaart got himself intentionally disqualified from a match last…

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• 2 minutes for WTF: We're just a couple of pro hockey players, out on the town in Buffalo, wearing sandals,…
• He is very photogenic: You know, I didn't read a word of this post, but man ... people sure do like getting their…
• Roger, over and out: Ted Rogers—of Rogers Cable, Rogers Internet, Rogers Dome, and the Toronto Blue Rogers—has…
• Nice try: If you think putting a Cavalier Girl in a bubble bath with another naked lady is going to keep LeBron in…

• Ow, my ankles: Derrick Rose once lifted a car over his head, because he believes parallel parking is for…
• Ana Ivanovic combines forces with UNICEF to create a super-powerful robot against being mean to others. Billy Joel…
• Poor Chris Bosh got trapped in his condo's elevator for over 45 minutes, which gave him time to find his inner…
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