Trump Administration Rolls Back Hunting Regulations Forbidding Use Of Chokeholds, Eye Gouging On BirdsWASHINGTON—In a legal measure that will greatly expand the options available to American sportsmen, the Trump…
Indian Elephant Forced To Busk On Hollywood Boulevard After Los Angeles Bans Exotic Animal Performers
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Best In Show Poodle Tearfully Advocates For Joaquin Phoenix Rights During Speech At Westminster Dog Show
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Rockstar Finally Promises To Stop Red Dead Online's Animals From Randomly DisappearingThe fields and forests of Red Dead Online are supposed to be filled with various different animals. But for months…
Man uses hot coffee to free kittens trapped in iceDon’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning cup of kittens covered in coffee. That’s what I’ll be saying every day…
Use Google and a Smartphone to Bring 3D Animals into Your Living RoomIf you—or your kids—have ever wondered how big a wolf, a shark or a tiger really is out in the wild, Google has a…
Last Remaining Chinese Paddlefish Cackling In Rafters Of World Wildlife Fund Press Conference Declaring It ExtinctGLAND, SWITZERLAND—Sneering with delight from a darkened catwalk far above the audience, the final remaining Chinese…
1/15/20Sorry, Your Cat Might Consume Your Corpse When You Die AloneA recurring fear that I sometimes think about at night is that upon my untimely passing—alone, in my home, in front…
Hack Your Pets Into Microsoft's New 'Dogs and Cats' Windows ThemeMicrosoft just released an adorable “Dogs and Cats” pack of desktop backgrounds, if you’ve been looking for a way to…
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Cat Treat Package Going On About Delicious, Creamy Center Too Much Not To Be Marketing To HumansOCEAN CITY, MD—Stressing that the descriptions sounded incredibly tasty, local man Lucas Petrakis told reporters…
Remembering The Sad Sharks And Dolphins Of GTA San AndreasWhen I was younger, about 14, I remember jumping into the waters of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, swimming around…
Better person than any of us fashions tiny wheelchair for disabled chickenThis holiday season, let us extend our charity beyond humans, beyond mammals. Let us open our hearts to the plight…