NORFOLK, VA—Panning over a disembodied hand as it applied Elmer’s glue to a blurry, yellow peel, an unhinged new…
Last week, and largely because controlled low-stakes chaos and petty drama is a soothing balm right now, I embarked…
WASHINGTON—Urging Americans to maintain social distancing despite what they see other animals doing, officials for…
Can’t tell Peanut he doesn’t know how to party. Guess how old this lovable mutt just turned in dog years!
Mariah Carey and Gloria Gaynor have got nothing on this rescue raccoon from Costa Rica. “This little guy wanted to…
OAKLAND, CA—Admitting she was worried that her subconscious was trying to tell her something, Cookie, a local Parson…
This cheetah is an evangelical Christian and this Anatolian shepherd is an outspoken pro-choice advocate. But the…
SAN FRANCISCO—Expressing frustration with the lack of appreciation that the recent purchase had garnered, local…
NEW YORK CITY—Letting out deep, powerful grunts that echoed throughout the area’s countless deserted storefronts,…
CHICAGO—Feeling upset that he has been unable to get a single moment of privacy over the past week, local dog Muffin…
Cats are great, sure, but they can also be jerks. Like when they step all over your face in the middle of the…
We’ve written about the bad coffee harvests in Central America over the past couple months, and that a little fungus…
BULLHEAD CITY, AZ—Wincing while reaching for the remote control, area woman Leigh Cortez braced herself Wednesday as…
LOS ANGELES—Touting the new beauty regimen’s fast-acting, long-lasting effects, Neutrogena released a new…
Javelinas, also known as peccaries, are decidedly hog-like mammals native to southern Texas and Arizona. They stink…
EUCLID, OH—After digging up its meal from a patch of ground in Memorial Park on Tuesday, an idiotic squirrel with an…