Excuse me, but I think I am better equipped to make decisions about starting a family with your partner and the contents of her uterus than either of you two are, I am an anonymous commenter on the internet.

Let's just sum it up: You're a woman. You're alive. You're selfish, aren't you? Unless you died without thinking about your husband and kids. Then you're a woman, you're dead and you're selfish.

Talking about the decision to have kids with my queer friends: “I don’t know, I know it seems like a lot of time and effort and money but the truth is we’ve just reached that point in our life where we want to start a family and grow our love, you know?”

I’m guessing most people don’t realize how difficult (emotional, financially, etc.) the adoption process can be. A couple I’m friends with adopted three siblings from foster care about two years ago, and have worked hard to make sure the kids, who came from a tough background, have the emotional and educational…

The venn diagram between people who say, “Just adopt” and people who don’t know the first fucking thing about adoption is pretty much a circle. I’d love to see them try it, except they probably shouldn’t be exposed to children.

What? You never just go in for a little light scraping? It’s like getting your toenails done. It doesn't matter if you just got them done last week, it's fun to get them done!

The Happy Harlot needs to be a tavern name.

OH GOD SO

Well they need the proof because men can’t trust anything a woman says without independent verification. Duh.

And these were just the “expensive pee tests”, I did about 16 of the really cheap ones I bought in bulk and kept on hand to set my mind at ease every month because I didn’t get my period with the Mirena (and it’s good that I did because the Mirena failed and it was ectopic.)

You see, it’s no longer a pee-soaked piece of felt if straight people (like myself) do it. Once the pregnancy SacredSprinkle moistens the felt, it becomes a symbolic, magical object signifying love, love love, life life life. You wouldn’t know anything about that.

Men hand women cum filled condoms to let them know they’ve got the clap.

Even IF the men were touching their wives’ pee... I mean who gives a fark?

I posted this elsewhere but since I’m perennially grey thought I’d respond to this thread: the charges have been dropped. From the DA:

Fuck you Beyonce you will pry my stilton cheese from my cold dead fingers.

Same here (unmedicated VBAC) and same on no judgment. My only caveat to that statement, though, is that I want people to be informed and actually have facts. (And not in the “I’M GOING TO YELL AT YOU ABOUT HOW UNEDUCATED YOU ARE” way.) especially since some people not having all of the facts make it more difficult for…

Your ideas intrigue me and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, to paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld, “you go to sex with the body you have, and not the body you wish you had.”