Be modern, take the baby mama with you!

My boyfriend and I came across this last night, and I can honestly say it's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. The worst part is that there are people who will eat this up and ask for more.

Post partum psychosis?

I hope the marine she sent them to is prosecuted just as harshly

See, i am honest about my partner history (“somewhere around 25, but i lost count because its not important to me”) if im asked. The guys reaction tells me if he’s worth moving forward with. Im not about to get serious with someone who thinks that my previous number of partners has any relevancy. If im not asked,…

I wish I was doing the walk of no shame home from Amber Rose’s house.

Instead I’m laughing with my boyfriend about my 2-month pissing on me again and desperately trying to convince myself that THIS is my best life.

Someone please kill me.

I try not to rage at much...but “you cannot rape your spouse” has me fucking furious right now.

I much prefer giving a handy whilst I am doing the driving.

Just looking back on my mother’s disciplining of me (not to drag out the old “I was spanked and I am fine” thing), there were times when nothing but a swat would rein me in. I was headstrong to the point of belligerence, and if I got the bit in my teeth over something, there was no reasoning with me. On the rare…

My child still has about a month left to cook, then she’ll be in that infant stage for a while where you can’t really teach them anything other than where your nipple is.


I haven’t decided yet if I will spank or not. I don’t object to it on any high moral ground, I’m just not really sure how effective it is. I do think…

Calm down, the one pint of beer I drank isn’t going to harm my baby, I cleared it with my provider. Also, I am neither the first nor the last woman to have the occasional beer or glass of wine during her pregnancy.

I wasn’t expecting unwarranted snark, that’s for sure.

As a 34 year old pregnant woman who was adopted herself, who is giving birth out of wedlock, who is anything but financially secure, who still sneaks a cigarette every day and who has been in a bar with an 8 month belly drinking a pint of lager, who has met her birth mother and loves her, who could never think of…

I have had two positive pregnancy tests in my life.

The first one was at Planned Parenthood back when I was just a young happy harlot. I remember the way my stomach sank into my toes and I could suddenly feel worry lines growing from the corners of my eyes and mouth. I remember calling my best friend to meet me at a…

Dirty dirty slut twins! Yay! :D

I usually open up my mouth really wide and stick out my tongue which a. Squintches up my eyes and b. Provides a target. I haven’t gotten it in my eye but there have been some close calls

So now (after reading all these responses) I feel like a dirty dirty whore because I’m the kind of woman who loves it when a guy grabs her by the back of the head and shoots a load all over her face. I love it. Especially when he like, wipes it all down my face and into my mouth after. With his penis.

I never disclose my number of past sexual partners.

The reason?

Or her contraception failed. The pill is not fool-proof, or even very effective, especially if you don’t take it exactly on schedule. It happened to me and I had excellent sex-education through my public school, my mother, and my gynecologist.

I love you A Hysterical Man.