It’s such a generic tourist menu. Cream sauce on everything, jumbo shrimp, etc. This is what faux fancy restaurants serve to American tourists from not-so-fancy parts of the country to round out their “fancy” big city vacation experience.

Yeah, this smells of the exaggeration from the scammers I talk to. They never just “feel sick,” they are apparently so drained of all fluid they should be fucking dead or calling me from the ICU.

The thing is that “food poisoning” is an umbrella term for any food contamination causing illness. Most cases of food poisoning take a longer time to make you ill, but according to the Mayo Clinic, at least one can kick in within an hour... and it’s associated with cream sauce.

Setting aside the many travesties in the details of this portrait, the fact that McNaughton painted trump doing something artistic is the height of ridiculousness, and only emphasizes the painter’s blind fantasy of who trump really is. The man who took joy in demolishing the Bonwit Teller deco grillwork and freizes,…

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site. 

Totally - why bother trying to stop any air pollution unless you stop every single instance of it at once?

Tracy Flick is Leslie Knope.. seen through the eyes of a sociopath.

Election is sooooo good!

I also believe in second chances, the path to redemption, and forgiveness. I think most people do, Judith. The problem is that you’ve given it to a man who hasn’t done anything to deserve those things other than statements that were probably written by his PR and legal teams.

If you're sincerely "not familiar" with the Mormon Church's cover up of sex abuse, then you're committing far greater offense than Emily and every other critic of mass institutions that abuse our most vulnerable citizens.

fwiw, i feel like you missed the point. lds viewing caffeine as ‘bad’ but not giving a fuck about molested children was the point. it’s the cognitive dissonance and/or wanton hypocrisy around ‘protecting’ their youth.

But do you really think that’s what lost her the election? At the end of the day I think it was more the Clinton stench and less that she is a woman that was the problem. Nevermind the fact that she one the popular vote. I think that the best way to deal with an insane mysognist is to ignore and redirect - don’t give…

I want the ones that make my chompers look like they’re the city walls around Toothopolis fending off the Cavity Creeps. What do they call that product?

The only one in the same ballpark in the USA is squaw. It’s both racist and misogynistic.

I’m always amazed and horrified when a fellow white person claims that some word or other is “like the n-word”. Sorry, but there’s no term that that has been used interchangeably with “property” the way that the n-word has. There’s shitty words, for sure, but you do not need to “explain” that they are shitty by…

Thank you for this article. It brings to mind Sinead O’Connor’s public outcry over what was happening in Ireland and abuse - and now we know deaths- of thousands of newborns and wee children right in front of the so called blind eyes of the government in collusion with the Catholic Church.

...but gay marriage desecrates the institution.

I’m actually INCREDIBLY excited for this. American Crime Story has been incredible each season (Darren Criss in Versace!) and I was completely dumbfounded hearing this story through the Slow Burn podcast. I hope, though, that they don’t portray Lewinsky as exclusively a victim. It’s true she was insanely villified…

Lewinsky was used by the right and smeared by the left, so I am interested in her perspective on this. The Clintons have left the Democratic Party a complicated legacy, to say the least.