#UnfollowElizabethTaylor !!!!

Through the decades, the writing in Playboy has actually been quite good.  This isn’t some huge departure.  

I have a friend who is probably innocent, who took a plea-bargain because he faced a mandatory 14 year minimum if he lost at trial. His lawyer was pretty confident, but 10 years of probation, vs 14 YEARS?

Straight celebs announcing their gender/sexual fluidity is the new adopting a black or Vietnamese kid.

Unfortunately, her coming out is also tied with promoting her new product Kinrgy. Famous people who use the platform of coming out as a place to advertise deserve /all/ the snark I think!

This isn’t about legitimizing her path to the presidency. It’s about acknowledging that she does something well, and if the frontrunners were smart they would copy some aspects of her approach to messaging on the debate stage. 

The people who are qualified should take notes then.

We’re talking about a guy that got himself stranded on a zipline. He’s just using his incompetence to try and seem likable, when he’s really just incompetent. 

The video is so goofy it puts a huge smile on my face

I mean...not really...? Both her insurance idea AND Pell Grant loan forgiveness idea are both fucking laughable. 

So I think we can now officially call "Old Town Road" as 2019's Song of the Summer, right?

It’s almost like he’s coming up with whatever ways he can to ride this horse until he cain’t no more.

should require a big old asterisk be put up against this new record.

I’m a movie nerd and I used to be absolutely obsessed with Tarantino because a lot of his work comes off as being made by a nerd’s nerd, so-to-speak. If you’re into the grindhouse gore and B movie campiness as much as you’re into the epic scale of a great western/samurai movie and elegant plots of a great noir, his…

Errr... I can’t tell if you missed the sarcasm or are trolling, but OP’s comment was a joke riff on gun violence and then riffed about schadenfreude. In the event that you're just having sarcasm meter troubles, I hope that helps you feel better about it.

That’s . . . not . . . what’s happening . . .

Not so good at sarcasm or reading comprehension, eh

Eh the death penalty is barbaric, even for monsters such as this. I hope he dies after many years in a depressing solitary prison cell with only his thoughts. If anything, him killing himself is too quick of an out.

I do if he doesn't name some very key names first.

I too hope he dies, but not before his trial. Need to get all involved the fuck out of here.