“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Yes, for Trump AND the Republican Party. Stick a fork in both- they’re through!

Early voting has started and is expected to set a record in Ohio. Smart money says that this election will be locked up even before election day rolls around. Time for Hills’ transition team to begin ordering furniture.

Whoever runs that account is a hero :)

Thanks Taddy

They should never have let the state economy become so dependent on a volatile non-renewable commodity which required massive subsidies to extract and causes permanent damage to land and water. That was unsustainable from day one. Now instead of funding windmills and solar panels, they’re gutting schools to maintain…

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Come on man, that isn’t Manziel.

Who knows? I woke up one day in the greys after being followed by Jez for 2 years, so I created a burner. It’s a shit show around here lately.

They both beat:

The Cavs championship doomed Cleveland to another millennium of sad.

Counterpoint:

Have any of us been the same since Prince died?

Never forget.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

...But, like, the straps are bedazzled in “gold” and “diamonds.”