Only the good guys had guns, so I’m sure she’s actually fine.

Dolphins are the coolest.

*digs old pair of JNCOs from high school out of the closet *

I love how thin people can just wear anything.

You lived in a much different 90s then I did. Mine involved a lot of long underware and flannels

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

He is the best Steve.

Tig is love!

Not hard enough

I would do it with chicken salad but I can’t with tuna.

Probably because Jalopnik editors know their readers...

They should have known when they zoomed in on the photo and noticed more black people in attendance than will actually vote for Trump in November.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Real Chinese food is nothing like Chinese food in the West. NOTHING LIKE IT.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Little known fact, you can’t REALLY dive into coins like Scrooge McDuck. It would actually kill you.