taddymason
Taddy Mason
taddymason

Yeah, my reaction upon seeing his face was this:

Oh my god, you’re so dumb.

You’re not clever.

Blame the cancer that killed Beau Biden. Joe Biden went on Colbert’s Late Show in its first week and talked about making a public appearance where someone mentioned serving with Beau and Joe lost it. On Colbert he could barely hold it together while telling the story. It’s obvious that the grief of losing his son

THE BEST!

You just close your eyes and cry out I believe, i believe, I believe! Turning in a slow circle while throwing sparkly confetti. And then he just...shows up.

Thanks Tumblr!

Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?

Nah, I think she was right to keep that information from Jon. Jon was stubbornly making terrible decisions, so she kept the extra troops to herself so that she could be sure Jon wouldn’t override her and not use those troops to their tactical advantage.

That’s true, parents only touch their children’s hips fleetingly to steady them. It’s a holdover from when they were helping them stay up as they learned to walk or ride a bike or dive, but there’s no weird lingering as if they’re feeling the kid up.

Truly, the only positive thing I can pull out of this election is the cavalcade of creative Trump descriptors. I they’ve finally surpassed Ted Cruz’s in number.

She’s always been a major ditz and a horrible actress and a rather shameless social climber. I think her posho accent seduced us Americans into thinking she’s sophistimacated ‘n shit. Nope. I will say this for her though: She’s always looked smashing and has a great voice.

My father has never in his life touched me like this. This is absolutely not normal.

As someone with many Italian friends, I can attest that this is common. I went to Europe with a friend before university, and we spent an entire afternoon with her Aunt in Italy buying expensive gold jewelry for us to take back for various babies/toddlers in the family. I could barely afford to eat meals while we were

Get it girl.

It is deeply not normal. I think the only time my dad had ever touched my hip as an adult was to push me away from the oven when the kitchen was crowded one Thanksgiving.

That was the longest 1:26 of my life. There’s still a whole minute left! And then some! He sounds like he’s from Minnesota - really hitting those R’s hard.

Sssh, he thinks that it is “light blue”.

She’s gorgeous, but thigh-high boots in the summer is...ill-advised.

When scrolling down, I caught the top third of the pic. My immediate reaction was someone eating ass.